“They are trying to help.”

“These two?”

weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

sandyhurricane:

JUST BLEW DOWN A COW INTO SUM BITCHES LIVINGROOM DAT SHIT WAS FUNNY AS FUCK


posted Oct 28, 2012 at 1:41 from sandyhurricane with 134 notes
tagged as: #omg
Mom: Wanna come watch a movie with us? Nicholas Cage is in it!
Me: HAHAHAHAHA NO.

the first teenagers of the 00s are coming soon

Let them come

One time when I was younger, I used to play on Yahoo Pool with my best friend. We were usually the youngest people there, probably about 12 years old. And one time I got into a verbal argument with this older girl who was 23 years old and she was like ‘Kaila, you’re an immature child who needs to leave and take your friend with you.’ And I went into complete panic because I had no idea how she knew what my name was. Younger me, in all caps typed up ‘WHAT A WEIRDO, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME? CREEP!’. The girl replied ‘Wow. You are less intelligent then I originally thought.’ I looked at my username and it was ‘KAILAROCKS410’. 

Well then

Ian didn’t win the POV…

Me: I FEEEEL NO SHAME, I'M PROUD OF WHERE I CAME FROM I WAS BORN AND RAISED IN THE BOOOON DOCKS.
Mom: No, Kaila...you were born and raised in Baltimore.
LC